“A fiery and unapologetically satirical blog where Donald Trump, the self-proclaimed king of counterpunching, skewers his critics, rivals, and anything else that crosses his path. When Trump Attacks serves up a cocktail of sharp jabs, hyperbole, and ‘tremendously’ big words—believe me, it’s like nothing you’ve ever read!”
“Did you know other countries have their own money? Unbelievable! Not the U.S. dollar—no presidents, just weird pictures of animals and queens. It’s bad business, folks. If everyone used the dollar, the world would be simpler, more successful, and, let’s face it, better for Trump. Stay tuned—big things could be coming!”
“Canada’s border security is a joke, folks—moose and Eskimos guarding the border? Not walls, not drones, just big animals and snow people with spears. It’s weak, it’s ridiculous, and it’s why Canada doesn’t win like we do. SAD!”
“Did you know other countries have their own money? Unbelievable! Not the U.S. dollar—no presidents, just weird pictures of animals and queens. It’s bad business, folks. If everyone used the dollar, the world would be simpler, more successful, and, let’s face it, better for Trump. Stay tuned—big things could be coming!”
“Canada’s border security is a joke, folks—moose and Eskimos guarding the border? Not walls, not drones, just big animals and snow people with spears. It’s weak, it’s ridiculous, and it’s why Canada doesn’t win like we do. SAD!”
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